FROM THE WHITE HOUSE TO THE HOUSE OF LOTT
Transitioning from vacation to back to school, so I am a little behind. Nonetheless, I couldn't let this one slip by.
Bush, last Friday, rallying spirits and assuaging fear and anger on the Gulf Coast:
We've got a lot of rebuilding to do. First, we're going to save lives and stabilize the situation. And then we're going to help these communities rebuild. The good news is -- and it's hard for some to see it now -- that out of this chaos is going to come a fantastic Gulf Coast, like it was before. Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house -- he's lost his entire house -- there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch.
Yes, I was really worried about what would become of Trent Lott's house. That poor man has suffered so much. First he was born a priviliged, racist white man with a silver spoon up his ass. And now this. Has the Lord no mercy?
But thank g-d and George Bush we live in a society where government recognizes te priority in rebuilding Trent Lott's house. I am confident that with the Commander in Chief's steely resolve, we'll be hosting Klan rallies chez Lott in no time.
If we don't rebuild Trent Lott's house immediately and at the public's expense, the metero-terrorists have already won.