FIRE!

Our house is on FIRE (financially speaking)! George Bush and John McCain, having gutted the fire codes (meant to prevent such fires) and privatized the fire department, have left Ben Bernanke holding a flaccid, inadequate fire hose. Bravo.

Of course, had Bernanke not ignored the early smoke signals, he might have contained the fire long ago.

Ye of neoliberal faith: Repent! Repent! Repent!