Thursday, April 20, 2006


Globalize This! has declared the official start of Gold Bond season here in the nation's capital, which by our standard is the unofficial start of summer.

It's time to start dusting those nether parts that flop, flip, dangle, sweat, and chafe with what my best man calls, "the powdered cool sea breeze in a bottle."

Globalize This! recommends the extra strength version in the green bottle. But be warned, THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT. Not for the faint of heart. The uninitiated are best of sticking to regular strenght Gold Bond in the classic yellow bottle, at least to start.

Just another public service announcement from Globalize This!


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