SHOULDER UPDATE

Thanks to all who have inquired about my status. I had surgery last week and am recovering well. When the surgeon sliced into me, he immediately saw things much worse than this.

Instead, I'm told, I had multiple labral tears caused by repeated traumatic dislocations. The good news is my hot shot surgeon was super psyched about the repair job he did on me. The bad news is I get to wear one of these bad boys



for the next five weeks before starting physical therapy. Oh, and it hurts sooooo much more than before, in spite the cornocopeia of opiates prescribed to me post-operation (Rush Limbaugh eat your big, fat, LDL-clogged heart out).