Monday, June 06, 2005


What I'm reading today: Top 10 Ways to Destroy the Earth

Mission statement

By any means necessary, to render the Earth into a form in which it may no longer be considered a planet. Such forms include, but are most definitely not limited to: two or more planets; any number of smaller asteroids; a quantum singularity; a dust cloud.

To make the list, a method must actually work. That is, according to current scientific understanding, it must be possible for the Earth to actually be destroyed by this method, however improbable or impractical it may be.

...This is not a guide for those whose aim is merely to wipe out humanity. If total human genocide is your ultimate goal, you are reading the wrong document.

That's the mission, here is my favorite choice quote (of which there are many):

"Hurl the Earth into the Sun. Sending Earth on a collision course with the Sun is not as easy as one might think...This is impossible at our current technological level, but will be possible one day, I'm certain."

The confidence of these geonihilists is utterly ingectious:

"[A]fter locating your black hole, you need get it and the Earth together. This is likely to be the most time-consuming part of this plan. There are two methods, moving Earth or moving the black hole, though for best results you'd most likely move both at once...Very difficult, but definitely possible."

I'll say it again: NERDS!!!!


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