Musharraf Pardons Scientist Who Shared Nuclear Secrets

That's okay, we know he didn't really mean to sell nuclear weapons technology to Iran and North Korea. I'm just waiting for Bush to extend new offers of foreign aid to the Pakistanis for all their good work keeping WMDs out of the hands of stark raving terrorists:

"The major recipients of this assistance will be Afghanistan, Pakistan, Egypt and Jordan. If you add the numbers up these countries get a huge chunk of the money," said a senior State Department official.